Procrastination is, and always will be, my worst enemy. We’re two days away from a huge move to the western suburbs and I’m sitting here with the pizza boxes piling up (already got rid of all the plates) playing Random Hearts. It’s not really well known outside of Japan, but that’s the RPG about the …
So my grandma used to tell me that if I didn’t wash out my ears, a spider would make a nest in there and lots of little spider babies would live there forever. Now that I’m older, I have to confess that I don’t really know WHY they’d want to live in there. I mean, …
At last, my dream boat is complete. And yes, I recognize the pun…it really is a dream boat. I intended that pun, because puns should be intended. Intend your puns or get out; none of this wishy-washy ‘no pun intended’ nonsense. Good grief, own your own words, my fellow. So this is definitely the latest …
The way I see it, the Olympics have to come to Melbourne at some point. We’re the world’s second-most livable city, we have lovely architecture, the coffee is the best in the whole world and we have trams. Everyone loves trams! They’re the number one way to get around, in my humble opinion! Plus, Melburnians …
I went to the park and I have a dog now. Just found him in some newspaper, just a little puppy. He was all dirty and stuff, and I didn’t like seeing him like that because I get really narky when I get some dirt on my clothes. Also, ketchup. Man, I hate ketchup. Just …
Slight addiction we’re dealing with here, and it’s a tricky one to deal with. So…I like getting my hair cut, because hey, who doesn’t? Talking to strangers while my hair is all weird and covered in product and I’m dressed in an unflattering poncho thing gives me life. Actually, I just really like multiple OTHER …
Oh good…my pen pal is coming. And he wants to meet me. That’s…great. He just looked me up on Visage-Tome all these years later. Looks totally different from when our schools put us in contact, but of course he does; it’s been twenty years. But just meeting him isn’t the part that I’m afraid of. …
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I wonder if my tutor will give me extra credit just for being unpredictable? Certainly it’ll make them look twice at my essay, which is…maybe not the best thing? But still, I hope they’re take a second glance for a reason and respect my bold choices. That’s pretty much essential, because there’s not going to …
Sometimes I like to just go places and pretend to be someone else. Like a medical professional! Don’t get me wrong, I’m not going into a hospital and telling them that I’m prepped for surgery. I mean when I’m at a party, or our in an unfamiliar place. You take on a different persona, and …
Parking: is there a greater scourge? I’m gonna say no. Just spent two hours driving around my friends birthday party venue, only to finally give up and just go home. I have no time for endless hunts for something you only sit your car in for a short time anyway. Gah, I thought they were …