I dislocated my ankle about four weeks ago so sadly I’ve been housebound this whole time. It was such a silly accident too, I slipped getting out of the bath and in the process, I dislocated my ankle. As a result, I’m stuck in my home until it heals. Let me just say one thing, …
We are currently at war with our landlord. He’s refusing to give us our bond back even though we have literally left the house in a better condition than we found it. When we moved in we pleaded with the landlord to fix all these things that were wrong with the house. He refused to …
I’m writing this update six months after my last one. Six months ago I had the idea of Pimp My Boat, which was a play on the classic Pimp My Ride. Over the last six months I did exactly what I said I would do: I came up with all the financials, conducted the market …
I’m thinking about starting a new business, combining my two main passions in life. The first is heavy metal music, which has always been my favourite thing to listen to. My parents hated it, but I think, as a teenager when I got into it, that only made me love the genre even more. The …
Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to fake a zombie apocalypse on the eve of the Victorian election. I really thought that would make everybody realise how awesome my favourite roleplaying game (Goblins and Grottos) is. Suddenly, I thought, they would understand why I had spent so much of the government’s money on that …
No, Lazarus and I did not deliberately break the front door so that we could have a sliding door installed! I cannot believe you would accuse us of such a thing! What’s that, Lazarus? Nobody is asking us anything because we are typing into a magical laptop computer? Oh, I guess I am just so …
Is it just me, or has Melbourne been much more interesting than other cities across the world over the last ten months or so? I feel like this time last year things were perfectly normal. Maybe I was just ignorant. I swear we didn’t have a Superhero Training Academy or a Supervillain Training Academy back …
I’m the owner of a medium sized company in Melbourne and I have always made the employee experience one of my top priorities. I’m a big believer in the fact that if you work hard for your employees then they will work hard for you, which I feel has really benefited the company. Lately, a …
True to form, Angela at the academy has decided to rewrite the rulebook at the last minute, and now we all have to come up with a new footwear solution just three days out from the competition. It’s absurd, I tell you. Unfortunately, this kind of thing has been par for the course ever since …
Sleeping in your car isn’t as bad as most people assume. It’s cheap, for one thing. For another, it’s better than living on the street. It’s nice and cosy, and I actually find the chairs more comfortable than my bed back home. Just got to look on the bright side of things, you know? When …